My son’s birthday is today and, even though he had the King Kong cake at his party at the weekend, I wanted him to have a little cake to cut on the day (there have to be some perks to having a cakey mum). This is what he got, and he’s too scared to look at it.

You might not know what it is, unless you watch as much CBBC as we do – and frankly even Hacker the Dog doesn’t watch as much as we do. It’s from the AMAZING Dick and Dom show Hoopla At the end of the show they play a game very like Deal or no Deal, except with dustbins. And in one dustbin, a scarey clown is hiding. When you pick that bin, he jumps out….and kills you. And THIS justifies the TV license a thousand times over as far as I’m concerned!

The dustbin is chocolate fridge cake and Cyril is rice krispie treats.