Loren Ebert




Caution: Naughty Cake!

I stressed and obsessed over this cake…It was way outside my comfort zone in more ways than one.

Big thanks to ArtisticIcingCakes, dulciebluebaker, ConceptualConfection, SweetBee, Valley Kool Kakes, CorpseQueen, and especially BITO for your advice.

I took a little from all your suggestions: The cake was carved from two 12″×18″×2″ cakes. Pecs were made from 6" round cakes. Abs were fondant “implants”. Leg muscles are cake + cake ball mix. And yes, I just had to use a Twinkie in his shorts! LOL!!

-- Loren, http://www.thebakingsheet.blogspot.com, https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Baking-Sheet/210664827961

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It came out good! I’m glad your all done it no longer stressing over the “how will it come out” phase. We all know that feeling :)

Dulcie Blue Bakery ~ Chris

Brilliant Loren! Well Done You!!!! ??? Cx


good job. it looks great!! .twinkie hehehe !!

Loren Ebert

Thanks Ladies! I call him James. lol! ;o)

Tiffany Palmer

Oh Yay! It came out so good! Nice job Loren! Love that you used a twinkie hahaha.


LOL – that is hilarious that a twinkie was used- you rock Loren!

Creative Cakes by Chris

Haha! LOVE it…so much cake used to make such a nice figure of a man….we all know in real life….he would be a bit fluffier if he ate that much cake…..twinkie….hehehe! Wonderful job!

Donna Tokazowski- Cake Hatteras, Hatteras N.C.

You did a fantastic job, especially for being out of your comfort zone. I admire your courage, your work is excellent. And I am really, REALLY struggling, keep my cheeky comments about the twinkie, to myself!

Lisa-Jane Fudge

Loren, that is brilliant!! I have to make one soon for a hen’s weekend. I am a little scared of carving out his privates. I would have loved to have seen your face while you were taking on the challenge. LOL

Lisa-Jane Fudge

I should have read your comments first… I don’t have to carve it after all. TWINKIE. I am sure some men have called it that before. Very funny!!

Peggy Does Cake

Is that a twinkie in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Oh both? Awesome.

You did a great job on this. Extra points for sweating out a job you didn’t feel comfortable with. I think you’re so talented!

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