Red Velvet Armadillo cake delivered to Natchitoches, Louisiana (same city that “Steel Magnolias” was based in and filmed). Love this little quaint town!

M’Lynn: It’s repulsive. It’s got gray icing. I can’t even begin to think how you’d make gray icing.
Shelby: Worse, the cake part is red velvet cake. Blood red. People are gonna be hacking into this poor animal that looks like it’s bleeding to death.

Drum: Ouiser, can we call a truce long enough for me to get a piece of cake?
(Ouiser cuts off the tail and butt of the armadillo cake and plops it on Drum’s plate.)
Drum: Thanks, Ouiser. Nothing like a good piece of ass.

Enjoy!

Video of making the cake can be found on my facebook page!